Series 4 · Now Slamming
Little monsters with bad manners and worse breath. Rip packs, trade with friends, and build the grossest collection on the block.
OG Champagne · Only 500 Ever · Tree Fiddy!
The ultimate OG offer. Every Champagne Crate ships with 20 Slam Packs, 6 Chrome Packs, a guaranteed Gold Slime 1/1 or Chrome grail, an exclusive numbered OG Slammer, connectable display pod, founder badge, and your name permanently in the BADMONZ credits. Ruby ($35) and Sapphire ($88) packs available too — but this is Tree Fiddy.
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The Product
Ruby, Sapphire, and Champagne — pick your tier. Every box ships loaded with foil Slam Packs, figures, cards, stickers, and Swarm Codes. Launch pricing through Series 4 drop.
The Roster
Over 60 BADMONZ roam Series 1–4. Here's a taste of who's biting, oozing, and lurking in the checklist.
Series 4 Chase
Five alternate-paint chases per series. When they're gone from packs, they're buried forever.
Pull Odds
Five tiers. One Gold Slime 1/1 per character in the series. Every parallel has a place on the checklist.
Complete the Swarm
32 of 80 BADMONZ in Series 4 so far. Drop art into assets/characters/ — slots fill automatically.
Live Rips
Watch fresh Slam Packs opened in real time, unlock live-only deals, and jump into the chat with the rest of the Swarm.
Collectibles
From rubber Slammers to shelf-worthy minis, the full BADMONZ collecting experience starts here.
Learn MorePlayground Rules
Every Slam Pack includes a Slam Card with one of these games. SLIME and BITE stats matter — check your Mon before you throw down.
Flick your Slammer at a target on the ground. Closest Mon wins the round. Best of five takes the match.
One flick per player, no mulligans. Furthest Slammer across the line wins. Playground bragging rights on the line.
Take turns: teleport your Mon anywhere on the surface, or attack by flicking at your opponent's Slammer. Knock it over — you win.
Drop your Slammer from shoulder height. Mark the first bounce on the wall. Highest bounce wins.
Three zones in a row. Flick your Mon from base to base. Two points for base two, five for base three.
Every Thursday 8PM — bring dupes, leave with grails. Live rips on stream. Chat picks the next pack.
Cards
Digital demo of the real thing — foil tear, four reveals, then your card. Drop art into assets/cards/ to see real pulls.
Shop OG Offers
Three tiers, one swarm. Add to cart or buy now — secure checkout through Stripe. Champagne is Tree Fiddy ($350) and only 500 crates ever ship.
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Digital Collection
Every Slam Pack includes a Swarm Code. Rip a pack above or enter a code from a physical pack — your pulls save here automatically.
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